Michele Fiore, a candidate for Nevada governor, hit every note.
If you're looking for a concise summary of the Republican Party in 2021, you've got one courtesy of newly minted Nevada gubernatorial candidate Michele Fiore. The Las Vegas councilwoman released a campaign ad on Wednesday that truly has it all: a Ford® Super Duty® truck, a frontier setting, a gun carried prominently on the hip, and the use of that gun to destroy the great evils of our time. These are represented on the labels of beer bottles—which look a bit like Bud Heavies but are apparently products manufactured by "Socialism"—and they are as follows: "VACCINE MANDATES," "CRT," and "VOTER FRAUD." Court sneakers are great—whether you're wearing them to play or not. All the outerwear you need to really start dressin' just as soon as the temperature drops. Score some brownie points with all these discounted items. Get your monthly supply of rolling papers, or sign up for a whole lot more marijuana merch than that. Up to you. Amidst a historic shortage at sperm banks nationwide, a new means of donation is on the rise: Facebook groups. Elaine Byrd got involved in the community first as a moderator, then as a recipient. That's how she met Ari Nagel, aka the Sperminator, a superdonor with nearly a hundred biological children and counting. But could he possibly live up to his own hype? It's like the world has been rubbing our noses in it. Broken government. Police brutality. A global pandemic. Climate change. Awash in harrowing realities, Joshua Ferris discovers the sustaining power of everyday fictions. |
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