MAGA Is Losing Its Sh*t Over Taylor Swift

I was undecided on Sunday's AFC championship game. I could've lived with watching either Patrick Mahomes or Lamar Jackson slinging it around in the Super Bowl. My heart was in the NFC with the Detroit Lions. My heart is a lousy gambler. Anyway, I have to say that watching the MAGA crowd, and especially its He-Man Women Haters auxiliary, lose its shit over the romance of Taylor Swift and Kansas City tight end Travis Kelce has made me into a Chiefs fan, at least for the interminable two-week run-up to the game, which is an annual festival of heavily covered non-news and nonsense. There will be no end of stories about the happy couple which, if we're all really lucky, will have heads exploding in all corners of the wingnut media universe.

View in Browser  SHOP EXCLUSIVE SUBSCRIBE The Wingnuts Have Spoken About Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift I was undecided on Sunday's AFC championship game. I could've lived with watching either Patrick Mahomes or Lamar Jackson slinging it around in the Super Bowl. My heart was in the NFC with the Detroit Lions. My heart is a lousy gambler. Anyway, I have to say that watching the MAGA crowd, and especially its He-Man Women Haters auxiliary, lose its shit over the romance of Taylor Swift and Kansas City tight end Travis Kelce has made me into a Chiefs fan, at least for the interminable two-week run-up to the game, which is an annual festival of heavily covered non-news and nonsense. There will be no end of stories about the happy couple which, if we're all really lucky, will have heads exploding in all corners of the wingnut media universe. Read More The 31 Best Colognes Will Help You Smell Like You, Only Better It's high time you chose your very own signature scent. Read More Could There Be a More Cursed Phrase Than 'President Joe Manchin'? He's going around town trying to pitch himself as the candidate of the "compassionate middle." Gimme a break. Read More True Detective: Night Country Episode 3 Changes the Series As We Know It So far, True Detective season 4 hasn't picked a side: it flirted with the idea of blowing up season 1's cosmic-supernatural-creepo happenings into a full-blown story arc but it also maintained a strong basis of true-crime possibilities, by way of Danvers's science and fact-based investigation. Before this week, we saw the ghost of Daddy Cohle, a big-ass polar bear in the middle of Ennis's streets, and a potentially demonic DVD copy of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. But it was still unclear whether or not Night Country's otherworldly elements would take a backseat to earthly horrors. A Tsalal scientist erupting in a fit of demonic possession settled that one for us. Read More These Quarter Zip Sweaters Are Cozy, Classy, and Cool You need at least one in your arsenal. Read More The Severance Innies Are Back to Work on Season 2 Apple TV just shared a behind-the-scenes photo of Mark S. in action. Read More I Tried Apple's Vision Pro. Here's What I Think It Really Means for Us. The computer has a mouse. A phone or tablet requires your thumb or a stylus. But Apple's new Vision Pro? It just needs you. Controlled by your eyes, voice, and subtle hand movements, it's gonna change the way we interact with content, and each other. After much speculation about the new launch while packed inside Apple Park's first in-house WWDC at the spaceship, Tim Cook finally showed off the long awaited augmented reality device. In short, Vision Pro is far better than everything else in its class (with a price worthy of that slot at $3,499) and it knocks Meta's Oculus off the map. Read More How satisfied are you with the content of this newsletter? Follow Us Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice | CA Notice at Collection Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2024 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779