You promise you didn't—and even if you have, your gift is in the mail, right? That excuse used to work perfectly, except that now there's a little thing called Amazon, who will ship anything overnight, and sometimes, same day. If you show up to Valentine's Day without a gift, it's obviously all on you. Sure, maybe most popular gifts are all sold out. Maybe you just couldn't think of what to get this year and ran out of time. (In that case, check out the single best Valentine's Day 2024 gift). Whatever your current circumstance is, don't worry. These kind of things happen. They always happen to somebody. No need to sulk. But, you do have to get a gift as soon as humanly possible. |
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| Thanks to Tom Brady and Matt Damon, the BADCU (Ben Affleck Dunkin' Cinematic Universe) is expanding. |
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By now, I hope all shebeen regulars have taken note of the single worst passage to appear in the New York Times since the days when Walter Duranty was writing about how high-on-the-hog Ukrainians were living under the enlightened rule of Joseph Stalin. If you somehow missed it, or if you never finished it because projectile vomiting overcame you before you could, here it is. Gaze in awe. |
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Kingsley Ben-Adir is hitting his vape at the clip that most people sip beer, telling me a story about smoking weed on the way to Dave Chappelle's house. ("I fucking nearly whited, man. I was on the tour-bus van, heading down to the party, and I had to put my feet up in the air to get blood back into my head.") We're borrowing a C-suiter's office at Paramount's Times Square headquarters, and the thermostat is jacked diabolically high. The thirty-seven-year-old British actor is here to promote Bob Marley: One Love (out this Valentine's Day), and he's flown overseas for the first round of promotional duties. That's all to say: This could be a tedious work trip, but it's immediately clear that I'm talking with a man who has mastered the art of having fun on the job. |
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