Donald Trump Sounds Absolutely Insane

The former president* of the United States, who also is the current Republican nominee for president, got up on stage in North Carolina on Wednesday and said something insane. I just thought I'd take note of that. (Note On Context: I don't know what "guns that are beyond even military scope" are. Jewish space lasers? Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads. I guess if you're making up the Venezuelan takeover of the real estate market in the Denver suburbs, you can make up the weaponry, too.)

View in Browser  SHOP EXCLUSIVE SUBSCRIBE I Feel Compelled to Point Out That Donald Trump Sounds Absolutely Insane The former president* of the United States, who also is the current Republican nominee for president, got up on stage in North Carolina on Wednesday and said something insane. I just thought I'd take note of that. (Note On Context: I don't know what "guns that are beyond even military scope" are. Jewish space lasers? Sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads. I guess if you're making up the Venezuelan takeover of the real estate market in the Denver suburbs, you can make up the weaponry, too.) Read More The 10 Best Fall Colognes for Men Forget the PSL. Amp up the autumn vibes with these cozy, sexy, and spicy fragrances instead. Read More These 16 Fleece Jackets are Equally Cozy and Chic Don't underestimate the power of a wooly outwear. Read More Hasan Minhaj Explains Himself In the past year, the world has been, if not hostile to Minhaj, then certainly harsh. His wife, parents, and sister played a significant part in helping him through it. "I really do believe, no matter how bad things get, there is this beautiful collective spirit, all we have is each other," he says. "You can always come home, no matter what happens. I'm not kidding. I could ostensibly move in [to my parents' house] with my wife and kids." Sometimes he feels he disappointed them. Although he won't go so far as to say that the public scrutiny and losing the Daily Show opportunity threatened everything that he built—his career, his idyllic personal life—it seems clear to me that the experience did strain it. Read More 20 Dress Shirts to Make You Feel Like the Gentleman You Are Polish up your fit. Read More LeBron James Is Teaming Up with Hennessy to Help You Unwind The hoops legend dishes on his off-day habits, the rise of Caitlin Clark, winning gold, and more. Read More How Did the Government of Turkey Get Sideways With the NYC Fire Marshals?? Of course, the big noise in local news is the federal indictment of Eric Adams, the pile of bluster now d/b/a the mayor of New York City. We should pause for a moment to marvel at the fact that Adams is the first NYC mayor to be indicted by the Feds. What kind of municipal corruption are you people running down there? Your entire city is still one federal indictment behind the sainted James Michael Curley alone up here. Read More Follow Us Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice | CA Notice at Collection Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2024 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779