Jerry Seinfeld’s Apartment Is Stressing Everyone Out

The internet is distressed by this diagram that shows why Jerry's hallway could not exist by all known logic. If you have trouble reading this message, view it in a browser.       Read the Story About Fred Rogers That Redefined Celebrity Profiles   In 1998, Esquire's Tom Junod wrote a cover story about Mr. Rogers. It wasn't a big deal at the time, but 20 years later it's known as an era-defining profile—the kind of story that sticks with you. (It's also the subject of a movie starring Tom Hanks.) And it is available to Esquire Select members only. Join today to read Junod's profile of Mr. Rogers, as well as every article Esquire has ever published since 1933, plus full access to Esquire.com, Politics with Charles P. Pierce, and the print magazine. It costs about the price of a cup of Starbucks a month. Read More           Mass Confusion Over the Existence of Jerry's 'Seinfeld' Hallway Has Commenced   It's perhaps the most famous New York City apartment of all time. Pale blue couch in the middle facing the television set. Bike hanging in the corner—never used. Kitchen off to the right stocked with cereal—two stools at a little counter. Kramer slides in through the front door. Audience goes wild. But, dear reader, I have some distressing news. Jerry Seinfeld's apartment does not exist. And, because we live in hell, some monster on Reddit decided to point out that not only does the apartment not exist, but it couldn't physically exist by all known natural laws of science. Read More           Todd Snyder and FootJoy's Collaboration Is Proof That Golf Style Is Better Than Ever   Few designers steep themselves in the marriage of heritage, history, and progressive style more than New York City's Todd Snyder. When Snyder teamed up with 150-year-old golf mainstay FootJoy, his mission was to maintain a classic sensibility, but add a twist. The result is a collection of golf course essentials that don't sacrifice on style or performance. The collab features standbys like polos, hats, pants, shorts, and outer layers like a sweater vest and a quarter-zip (of course). But Snyder was clearly thinking summer when it came to what that twist would be, because many of the pieces—hats included–feature a stretch seersucker that offers a spin on the classic fabric, choosing solids over the usual stripe, but maintaining the lightweight benefits. Snyder and FootJoy have punched their ticket to golf's big style dance, where the ill-fitting uniform of eras past no longer rules. Back then, the standard issue golf fit wasn't made up of items you'd wear anywhere but the course. Now? Thanks to a surge of new faces—and their respect for the OGs—golf style is just...style. Check out our picks from the new Todd Snyder and FootJoy collection, and you'll see what we mean. Read More           The 18 Best White Sneakers to Buy Now and Wear All the Damn Time   If you're the neurotic type, there couldn't be a better time to buy a pair of white sneakers. You've got nowhere to go! Which means there's no need to get all panicky at the very thought of someone inadvertently scuffing your pristine new kicks, especially when anyone you see should be keeping a healthy six-foot distance between you and your feet. Assuming you can avoid pissing off whoever you're cooped up with at home, your box-fresh white sneakers have never been safer. From high-tops to lows, swanky designer versions to the classics that'll never go out of style, we've rounded up some of the best white sneakers available now. Pair 'em with anything in your closet and then go merrily on your way. Read More           These Are All the Basic Supplies You Need to Build Up Your Home Bar   There has never been a better time to drink at home. Because at this time, home is one of scant locations where you actually can drink—though, as the sun kicks itself into high gear and vaccine appointment slots fill up, you could be squished into a too-dark dive, spilling whiskey sodas on the shoes of the stranger breathing down your collar, in next to no time. (Do we miss it? Hell yeah we miss it.) For now, stock up on the tools, glassware, cornerstone spirits, and staple mixers you'll need to put together a decent setup. If you want to get into smoke cloches and Moscow Mule mugs, do it after. For now, stick to the home bar basics (and consider memorizing a classic cocktail recipe or two). Your next drink is very close at hand. Read More           'How Do You Get Spaghetti Stains Out of Underwear?': An Ode to Yahoo Answers   "When my brothers Travis and Griffin and I started an advice podcast in 2010," writes Justin McElroy, co-host of My Brother, My Brother and Me, "we only had one major problem. Without an established audience, who would we advise? We had a few followers from our work in game journalism, but nowhere near enough people to create a sustainable flow of lost souls that only we could cobble back into fully-functioning humans. Blessedly, Yahoo Answers was there." Here, McElroy looks back on the website that shaped his career—and captured the absurdity of being human ... or too high. Read More         Read More on Esquire.com       Follow Us     Unsubscribe  Privacy Notice   esquire.com ©2021 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019