The End of Mike Johnson

Late Thursday night, thanks to considerable help from the DemonRATS in the minority, House speaker Mike Johnson managed to get a bill out of the House Rules Committee to send military aid to Israel and Ukraine, the latter to assist that country in its war effort against the Russian invaders. This guarantees a floor vote on Saturday. The debate will be ugly; too many of the screaming meemies of the Angry Children's Caucus are opposed to the bill for us to hope for a civil debate. It also may be the final act of Speaker Moses as the speaker of the house.

View in Browser  SHOP EXCLUSIVE SUBSCRIBE Could the Foreign-Aid Bill Be Mike Johnson's Last Act as Speaker? Late Thursday night, thanks to considerable help from the DemonRATS in the minority, House speaker Mike Johnson managed to get a bill out of the House Rules Committee to send military aid to Israel and Ukraine, the latter to assist that country in its war effort against the Russian invaders. This guarantees a floor vote on Saturday. The debate will be ugly; too many of the screaming meemies of the Angry Children's Caucus are opposed to the bill for us to hope for a civil debate. It also may be the final act of Speaker Moses as the speaker of the house. Read More All of This Calvin Klein Stuff Is at Least 60% Off Now these are deals you don't want to pass up. Read More Five Fits With: Interior Stylist and Artistic Director Colin King The expert on optimizing your space reveals a few tricks of the trade—and shares what's inside his closet. Read More Cheesecake with the Heavyweight Champ His face bore the results of one hundred or so professional fights, and there was a glaze to his stare; he talked very fast and he was very serious. "Harold, nobody knows what you're feeling better than me, but I got to tell you this: Nine out of ten guys that want to be fighters, they wind up with nothing but broken dreams and broken noses. Now, I have never seen you fight and you might be really solid, but I got to start out by telling you that." He waited a second and then continued, "Where have you fought?" Read More These 15 Work Jackets Are Ruggedly Cool Spring Essentials It's all about being fashionable and functional. Read More Inside My Days as a Content Bot In the early 2000s, I created bogus websites for powerful people eager to rewrite their narratives. Now, online reputations matter more than ever—and AI threatens to take my old job. Read More This Might Be the Best Argument Yet for Abandoning Your Skinny Jeans Let me start this off by saying, Four Lads in Jeans, if you're reading this, I love you. I do. I think your shared camaraderie over wearing super, super skinny pants that sometimes don't even reach your ankles is beautiful. But I'm also so relieved that what brought the four of you together and into the minds of the collective Internet is gone. The lads became the subject of meme after meme (and even a statue), and yes, ha-ha, it's all very funny, but also, no it isn't. Wearing skinny jeans isn't a joke—it's a crime. Read More How satisfied are you with the content of this newsletter? Follow Us Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice | CA Notice at Collection Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2024 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779