Does Your Penis Shrink With Age?

The other day I was scrolling through my Twitter feed when I came across a stupid but nonetheless alarming post from my number one source of celebrity penis-related news. "Tommy Lee may be aging," it read, "but he ain't shrinking—in fact, his much younger gf wants you to know he's still living very large." How very nice for them both, I thought. And then a few minutes later it hit me: Wait. Does the penis shrink when you get older? Everything else we have to worry about in the world, and now this? Turns out the answer is a little more complicated.

View in Browser  SHOP EXCLUSIVE SUBSCRIBE Does Your Penis Shrink with Age? The other day I was scrolling through my Twitter feed when I came across a stupid but nonetheless alarming post from my number one source of celebrity penis-related news. "Tommy Lee may be aging," it read, "but he ain't shrinking—in fact, his much younger gf wants you to know he's still living very large." How very nice for them both, I thought. And then a few minutes later it hit me: Wait. Does the penis shrink when you get older? Everything else we have to worry about in the world, and now this? Turns out the answer is a little more complicated. Read More Could Mike Johnson's Motives Be Any Clearer? This week, Speaker Moses added Ronny Jackson and Scott Perry to the House Intelligence Committee—two guys who should not be allowed to handle the file folders containing government secrets, let alone the secrets inside them. Read More 39 Cool Camping Gadgets for Your Escape Into Nature Bring some luxury into the backcountry. Read More Every Richard Linklater Movie, Ranked It's fun to imagine what one of Linklater's legion of philosophers would make of ranking his films. Your top ten among Linklater's oevure all depend on taste and appetite. The Before trilogy and Boyhood are the kinds of movies that some viewers are enchanted by and fiercely protective of, while others find them hopelessly pretentious and boring. And then there is his trio of animated features as well as the enduring charm of Dazed and Confused. Whatever your preference, it's hard not to hear the approving sound of McConaughey: Alright, alright, alright. Read More The Things We Don't Say About Rap Music Beneath the beefs, misogyny, and celebrated violence, I hear something else. Read More 30 Cheap Watches for Men You Can Score on Amazon From Timex to Seiko, the shopping behemoth offers an extensive selection of affordable timepieces. Read More Five Fits With: Street Style Photographer Jamie Ferguson Jamie Ferguson has photographed for many brands in the menswear space, and the street style he posts on his Instagram is among the best you'll see anywhere. I'm a huge fan, both of his art and of him personally. Being that he has a background in menswear and is a constant student of some of the most prestigious names in the industry, he's got killer style himself. Read More How satisfied are you with the content of this newsletter? Follow Us Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice | CA Notice at Collection Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2024 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779