Um...About Trump's Town Hall...

I mean, "Ave Maria"? "It's a Man's Man's Man's World" segueing into "YMCA," followed by tunes from Sinead O'Connor, Jeff Buckley, the cast of Cats, Oliver Anthony, Elvis, and Guns N' Roses? I kept waiting for them to break out the Dog and Cat Report from the late, great WBCN in Boston. Where were Duane Ingalls Glasscock and Danny Schecter, the News Dissector? I had time to muse on these questions because the Republican candidate for president* of the United States stood there like a meat monolith for almost forty minutes, looking off into the distance with nothing behind his eyes.

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