Florida's Children Are in Danger

Having lost out on his Everglades concentration camp, Ron DeSantis has changed his focus to being the best friend that polio has had since it paradoxically exploded with the arrival of modern sewage systems and clean water. Third-grade classrooms will be dripping with whooping cough and Diphtheria, but at least DeSantis is protecting "medical freedom," right?

If you're having trouble viewing this email, view in browser What the hell happened in politics this week? Esquire's legendary blogger Charlie P. Pierce has answers  Without Vaccine Mandates, Florida Kids Are in Real Danger Having lost out on his Everglades concentration camp, Ron DeSantis has changed his focus to being the best friend that polio has had since it paradoxically exploded with the arrival of modern sewage systems and clean water. Third-grade classrooms will be dripping with whooping cough and Diphtheria, but at least DeSantis is protecting "medical freedom," right? Read More Methinks Trump Is a Little Scared of Illinois Governor JB Pritzker In classic TACO fashion, the president might be backing off his threat to send the troops into Chicago. I'm sure it had nothing to do with Illinois governor JB Pritzker's kicking his ass around the block every day since he first broached the idea of invading Chicago. Read More Does the Reason Trump Bombed That Boat in the Caribbean Happen to Rhyme with Schmepstein? The Caribbean is once again a free-fire zone, because the president, or whoever the hell is actually running the country, needed a really big boom-boom to divert attention from the fact that the Epstein business was moving to the front burner on Wednesday. Read More Trump's Not Dead, but It Sounds Like JD Vance Wouldn't Mind If He Were It seems that somebody lost the president over the weekend. And wherever he was, it seems he lost his phone for the weekend. There even were rumors that he'd passed on! Vance, the most universally loathed vice president since Aaron Burr, is ready to step in at a moment's notice. Read More Trump Caught Whoever Scraped Up the Renovated White House Rose Garden Ol' Eyes on the Ball would like you to know he's occupying himself with the business of the nation. He made a long winded post on Truth Social about how he used the best marble available to pave over the rose garden and turn it into a parking lot. Read More Follow Us Unsubscribe | Privacy Notice | CA Notice at Collection Esquire is a publication of Hearst Magazines. ©2025 Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. This email was sent by Hearst Magazines, 300 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019-3779 Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom) About Me Unknown View my complete profile Blog Archive ▼  2025 (315) ▼  September (9) This is the Next Great Western Finally, Perfect White T-Shirts Gen Z’s Surprising Favorite Cocktail Florida's Children Are in Danger How Giorgi Armani Conquered America The Most Dangerous Words in America JD Vance Really Stepped In It Again These LDW Sales Are Great—And Ending Soon AI Anxiety Is Plaguing Our TV Shows ►  August (39) ►  July (39) ►  June (39) ►  May (39) ►  April (40) ►  March (42) ►  February (34) ►  January (34) ►  2024 (388) ►  December (31) ►  November (35) ►  October (37) ►  September (35) ►  August (33) ►  July (30) ►  June (31) ►  May (31) ►  April (31) ►  March (35) ►  February (29) ►  January (30) ►  2023 (387) ►  December (31) ►  November (31) ►  October (32) ►  September (30) ►  August (32) ►  July (33) ►  June (32) ►  May (34) ►  April (32) ►  March (34) ►  February (32) ►  January (34) ►  2022 (728) ►  December (43) ►  November (54) ►  October (66) ►  September (62) ►  August (67) ►  July (64) ►  June (64) ►  May (61) ►  April (61) ►  March (62) ►  February (59) ►  January (65) ►  2021 (709) ►  December (64) ►  November (68) ►  October (46) ►  September (45) ►  August (49) ►  July (61) ►  June (67) ►  May (62) ►  April (61) ►  March (65) ►  February (58) ►  January (63) ►  2020 (629) ►  December (65) ►  November (57) ►  October (40) ►  September (56) ►  August (64) ►  July (69) ►  June (69) ►  May (41) ►  April (37) ►  March (40) ►  February (41) ►  January (50) ►  2019 (822) ►  December (72) ►  November (68) ►  October (77) ►  September (71) ►  August (78) ►  July (73) ►  June (72) ►  May (71) ►  April (70) ►  March (79) ►  February (50) ►  January (41) ►  2018 (442) ►  December (37) ►  November (38) ►  October (39) ►  September (34) ►  August (36) ►  July (40) ►  June (35) ►  May (40) ►  April (35) ►  March (40) ►  February (32) ►  January (36) ►  2017 (309) ►  December (37) ►  November (40) ►  October (26) ►  September (6) ►  August (6) ►  July (6) ►  June (8) ►  May (6) ►  April (9) ►  March (32) ►  February (59) ►  January (74) ►  2016 (32) ►  December (32) Awesome Inc. theme. Powered by Blogger.