Use of private email for public business? Check. Alleged mismanagement of classified info? Check. Allegedly destroying records of your time in public office? Check.
Back when he was the world's most powerful man, Donald Trump would sometimes lament the state of our nation's toilets. "People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times," he reported. "We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms." It was widely assumed that either someone had gotten Trump's ear on this or it was a genuine personal hangup, not unlike his pathological disdain for wind turbines, a hatred so effervescent that, to drive the point home regarding this towering evil, he occasionally would pretend to care about birds. But if a new detail from New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman's book, sampled in Axios, is anything to go on, the strength of our nation's thrones might have been a different kind of issue for the big guy. All hail the hybrid style that combines the support of a brief with the the coverage of a boxer. Don't rely on the not-so-gentle nudge of a friend. This juicy fragrance is so cute and not to mention, so affordable! The sideways looks I get when boarding a plane make me question whether I belong up there. Celebrate new love—or whatever it is you're feeling—without all the gift-giving pressure. Ask me, ask any man who has been to war about his experience, and chances are we'll say we don't want to talk about it—implying that we hated it so much, it was so terrible, that we would rather leave it buried. And it is no mystery why men hate war. War is ugly, horrible, evil, and it is reasonable for men to hate all that. But I believe that most men who have been to war would have to admit, if they are honest, that somewhere inside themselves they loved it too, loved it as much as anything that has happened to them before or since. And how do you explain that to your wife, your children, your parents, or your friends? |
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