Mike Pence would still like to be president one day. The primary reason Pence will not be president is that nobody wants to vote for him. There are a number of reasons for this. The dedicated Trumpists won't vote for him because he refused to commit sedition on January 6, 2021. Other people will not vote for him because he accepted the vice presidency from a president who defiled the office. Other people will not vote for him because they live in Indiana, and they remember how much they didn't like Pence as their governor. Still more people will not vote for him because he is a god-struck empty suit, who if he ever had an original idea, it died of loneliness and despair.
Giving a gift card is only lame if you haven't given it any thought. Here are 30 options that'll ensure that's not the case. |
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Mike Pence would still like to be president one day. The primary reason Pence will not be president is that nobody wants to vote for him. There are a number of reasons for this. The dedicated Trumpists won't vote for him because he refused to commit sedition on January 6, 2021. Other people will not vote for him because he accepted the vice presidency from a president who defiled the office. Other people will not vote for him because they live in Indiana, and they remember how much they didn't like Pence as their governor. Still more people will not vote for him because he is a god-struck empty suit, who if he ever had an original idea, it died of loneliness and despair. |
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Bonus: it's currently on sale and makes a great holiday gift. |
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Personally, I'm starting to wonder whether one rich guy deciding what everyone's allowed to say is the path to a free speech utopia. The framework before wasn't perfect, but now a single man with particularly thin skin is making up rules for Twitter and banning people for breaking them shortly after. More than that, though, Elon Musk has a lot on the line here as a businessman. It's not just that his net worth has taken a hit, or even that buying Twitter at a valuation of $44 billion was historically bad business. Musk tried to get out of the deal at every turn, and that makes perfect sense: Twitter is not worth $44 billion. |
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They'll arrive on time and save you money. |
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The 1980s was a watershed decade for the modern idea of Christmas, ushering in iconic holiday staples like A Christmas Story, Wham!'s "Last Christmas," and hysteria-inducing toys like Cabbage Kids. Here are 25 photos that show how the decade's biggest celebrities marked the holiday season. |
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