Biden's In the Sh*t Right Now

This is a very rough time to be the incumbent president of the United States. You're running for re-election. You're beset by not one, not two, but three nuisance candidates, including one in your own party who is running, he says, because you're old and in the way, which is—perhaps coincidentally, perhaps not—going to be a prime Republican line of attack next fall, despite the fact that the GOP is preparing to nominate an old guy whose cheese has slipped off his cracker, hit the floor, and been eaten by the dog.

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