Jim Jordan Just Got Humiliated

It hasn't been the best week for Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Van Heusen). First, he loses out to Steve Scalise in the race to become almost the Speaker of the House. Then, he once again was instructed in the law by Fulton County DA Fani Willis. I would not like to be instructed in the law by Fani Willis because it really sounds a bit like being instructed in arithmetic by Sister Kathleen Robert. I'm getting a tingling pain in my knuckles right now.

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