The Truth About DOGE

It is here where we point out that DOGE is a fictitious agency with entirely fictitious power. Any concrete action DOGE takes is de facto unconstitutional and probably illegal. Anyone who acts on its behalf is suspect, and that most definitely includes the South African blow-in who looks like he's made of porcelain. And now the minions have access to the federal payment system—Social Security, Medicare, and government salaries.

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