Where the Hell Is Elise Stefanik?

On Monday, when the United States lined up with, among others, Russia, Israel, Equatorial Guinea, and Burkina Faso in selling out Ukraine at the United Nations, you may have wondered why Elise Stefanik, whom El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago has nominated to be the U.S. ambassador to the UN, was AWOL and therefore not available to collect the 30 pieces of silver. The answer, of course, is that the Republican Party, root and branch, is run by bungling stumblebums.

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