Cheers to Whoever Saved Us $92 Million on Trump's Parade

If you have trouble reading this message, view it in a browser.       Cheers to Whoever Just Saved Us $92 Million on Trump's Farce of a Parade   Somewhere in that five-sided mystery cabinet along the Potomac is a genuine American hero. We may never know this person's name, but this person did the country a great service, in addition to making Donald J. Trump an occasion for further mockery, which is always a worthwhile patriotic endeavor. Sometime on Wednesday night, this person—or persons—got in touch with Amanda Macias of CNBC, and gave her the goods. Read More           An Ailing Aretha Franklin Brought the House Down in Her Final Performance   Her set at John's Gala, which brought Elton John to tears, is a heartbreaking and beautiful performance—and it's also a reminder that Franklin remained the Queen of Soul until the very end. Read More           Marvel's Ant-Man Director Supports This Popular Avengers 4 Theory   There are a number of theories out there involving souls trapped in magic stones, alternate universes, and Captain Marvel. But the most plausible theory for how the heroes will return involves time travel—and that theory now has some support from within Marvel. Read More           President Good Brain Turned a Veterans Meeting into the Dumbest Movie Debate of All Time   It's always comforting to remember the world's most powerful man is swimming in a mental sea of informational flotsam, his synapses firing erratically as he latches onto the profoundly limited number of things he thinks he knows, most of which are fragments of reality he internalized around 1982. Read More           Does Donald Trump Know Who Aretha Franklin Was?   His response to the legendary singer's death is confusing and appalling. Read More           Matt Groening Just Keeps Going   Matt Groening will forever be known as the guy behind The Simpsons, now the longest-running prime-time scripted series in television history. Hey, a guy could do worse. But the 64-year-old former cartoonist has never been one to rest on his Emmys: Groening remains intimately involved with every episode of his best-known show (639 at this writing) and has spent the past several years developing a new animated series called Disenchantment (debuting this month on Netflix), set in the mythical kingdom of Dreamland. Read More         Read More on Esquire.com       Follow Us     Unsubscribe  Privacy Notice   esquire.com ©2018 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019