After a while, you start to believe you're the problem. In this case, "a while" is nearly 38 years. And what I'd started to believe was that it couldn't be the case that every damn pillow on the planet is terrible. The issue had to be me, I thought. One pillow left my head drooping downwards, putting an uncomfortable crick in my neck. Two or more pillows sent my neck craning towards the ceiling, causing the exact same problem, just in reverse. Down wasn't supportive enough. Memory foam slept too hot. It sucked. And then I got a Coop pillow. The Original, to be specific. I've tested it through restless and restful nights alike. And I'm not kidding when I say it changed everything. This pillow really is that good. I only wish I'd found it sooner.
After a while, you start to believe you're the problem. In this case, "a while" is nearly 38 years. And what I'd started to believe was that it couldn't be the case that every damn pillow on the planet is terrible. The issue had to be me, I thought. One pillow left my head drooping downwards, putting an uncomfortable crick in my neck. Two or more pillows sent my neck craning towards the ceiling, causing the exact same problem, just in reverse. Down wasn't supportive enough. Memory foam slept too hot. It sucked. And then I got a Coop pillow. The Original, to be specific. I've tested it through restless and restful nights alike. And I'm not kidding when I say it changed everything. This pillow really is that good. I only wish I'd found it sooner. The Doxa Army has always been ahead of the curve. She'll be thrilled with one of these ideas, and only partly because it came from you.  Creed Bratton is a troubadour. If you'll listen, he'd like to tell you a story. It's his, and it's complicated. There's so much of it, so much you need to know no matter where he begins. He's lived three lives, had five names. At least. He's most well-known, of course, for playing the seedy, scheming octogenarian, with whom he shares a name, on the American version of the television show The Office. He turned a non-speaking background role into a cult-favorite character on one of the most successful comedies of all time, but that's not the story. So much came before that. Like when he hitched his way, penniless, around the globe, formed a band in Germany, played gigs for oil camps in the Sahara, a brothel full of sheikhs in Beirut, smoked the most potent pot imaginable in Lebanon, chilled with Kirk Douglas in Israel, played some more music, came home, still penniless, formed another band, and then scored two certified gold singles and a gold album–all by the age of 26. Those are just highlights of the highlights, and anyway, that's not the story, either. Not to Creed. It's never too early to prep your wardrobe. Take 20% off all kinds of superior bedding essentials. They were the sons of some of the most powerful families in California, never at a loss for money or kicks. Then they met Joe Hunt, who offered them the one thing they didn't have: belief in themselves. They will pay for it forever. |
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