Friday, April 08, 2022

You Rarely See Senator-on-Senator Crime Like This

It is not often that you see senator-on-senator crime of this magnitude. Senator Brian Schatz, Democrat of Hawaii, who in the past has commented favorably on this shebeen proprietor's chosen summer attire, apparently awoke on Thursday to discover that Senator Josh Hawley, Republican of Missouri, was standing atop his last nerve with hobnailed boots and doing a buck-and-wing. Schatz proceeded to treat Hawley to a rhetorical beatdown. Under discussion was Hawley's bizarre tactic of holding up critical Department of Defense nominations until Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin resigns because reasons.

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