"I want a hit show so f***ing bad," Spencer Pratt yells. He's sitting on a couch inside the corporate headquarters of cannabis startup Cannabiotix, a sprawling manufacturing plant and office space in Cudahy, California, 10 miles southeast of Downtown L.A., tucked against the 710 freeway. His comment isn't directed at anyone; it's Pratt thinking to himself. But the 38-year-old, never one to hold his tongue, vocalizes the sentiment to the small film crew he's contracted to help produce a sizzle reel for what, he hopes, will turn him into a multi-millionaire reality TV mogul.
"I want a hit show so f***ing bad," Spencer Pratt yells. He's sitting on a couch inside the corporate headquarters of cannabis startup Cannabiotix, a sprawling manufacturing plant and office space in Cudahy, California, 10 miles southeast of Downtown L.A., tucked against the 710 freeway. His comment isn't directed at anyone; it's Pratt thinking to himself. But the 38-year-old, never one to hold his tongue, vocalizes the sentiment to the small film crew he's contracted to help produce a sizzle reel for what, he hopes, will turn him into a multi-millionaire reality TV mogul. From household names like Adidas and Ralph Lauren to exciting newcomers like Malbon and Eastside Golf, these are the labels that'll have you looking right from tee to green. Go ahead and stock up for 2022. You've found yourself at Esquire's list of the year's best video games so far. To be honest with you all? We really didn't feel like putting it together this time around. Not because your friends at the Esquire Gamer Zone don't love you. We do. Pinky promise. It's because we're still playing Elden Ring, and we'd really rather not do anything that takes away from our pursuits in the Lands Between. If you ask us how many hours we've poured into the game, we'll revoke your Gamer Zone membership. We have those powers. But we have played titles other than Elden Ring this year, even if we didn't always want to. So gather round, ye Tarnished. From Pokémon Legends: Arceus to Nintendo Switch Sports, here are the best video games of 2022 so far. Cue up a more relaxed evening outdoors. I didn't know I was capable of such a comfortable night's sleep. Maybe there's something to the radical honesty movement. Especially for me. I have a lying problem. Mine aren't big lies. They aren't lies like, "I cannot recall that crucial meeting from two months ago, Senator." Mine are little lies. White lies. Half-truths. The kind we all tell. But I tell dozens of them every day. "Yes, let's definitely get together soon." "I'd love to, but I have a touch of the stomach flu." "No, we can't buy a toy today. The toy store is closed." It's bad. Maybe a couple of weeks of truth-immersion therapy would do me good. |
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