Ah, We Forgot to Thank Trump For This

We are an ungrateful nation. That's all we are. We are allowing ambitious prosecutors to harsh the mellow of a man who saved the world, probably more than once, and kept generations of Americans yet unborn from glowing in the dark. Of course, this meant that he didn't have the time to keep tabs on the alleged financial fraud that was being committed in his name because keeping generations of Americans yet unborn from glowing in the dark is a full time job, dammit, and we are an ungrateful nation.

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