Fellas, It's Time to Retire This Move

It's been a few months since you talked to your ex, and in your mind, emotions must have settled, right? Or, maybe you were seeing someone and it kind of faded. Too much work and travel, not enough time and you simply haven't spoken in a couple weeks. You open the text and thoughtlessly type, "Hope you're doing well!" Delete it, immediately. There's a reason this meme format featuring Future, the king of toxic behavior, is already a classic.

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