Does Trump Know What He's Dealing With Here?

I never have been more wrong, nor happier to be so. I thought for months that the Pool Shed Papers was the smallest beer at the bar. I thought this because there seemed to be so many easy outs for El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago. He could have pleaded sloppy packing. He could've called on the deference to former presidents in these matter. He could have shut his damned yapper and spoke to the DOJ only through his lawyers, instead of acting in such a way that all his lawyers became witnesses and (potentially) defendants. Once again, I underestimated the man. He even managed to bring this situation under the vulture's eye of the Espionage Act — which should have been heavily revised or repealed decades ago, by the way, but that's certainly for another day.

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