Honestly, dad probably wouldn't care if you forgot about Father's Day. That's what makes him great. There's probably some stories of him forgetting a kid at school or baseball practice once or twice. "It happens. You turned out alright," he says. But let's turn over a new leaf. Let's make sure you have a gift for dad come Father's Day. Because—oh shit!—Father's Day is this Sunday, June 18. Fuck! Wait, no. No need to panic. There are gift cards and last minute gifts on Amazon in abundance. We got this. |
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But the real news was the continued fealty of the rest of the Republican Party toward the now twice-impeached, twice-arraigned-and-counting former president*. |
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Let me lay out a few scenarios. 1) You've planned a picnic. You and some friends are gonna grab some bottles and go violate your local open-container law. Sick, very European of you. 2) You've planned a barbecue. You're gonna grill, drink beer, and have a good time. Very American of you, love that. 3) You're out camping and you want to mix some fireside cocktails. Amazing. What does every one of these scenarios need? Ice. But if you've ever used an ice bucket outside for more that two hours or in the scorching summer sun, you know, it doesn't end well. Real quick your beverages are floating in dirty water. It sucks, but now we have the solution: The Yeti Rambler Ice Bucket. |
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They say they want a moderate, but Joe Manchin is not a moderate. |
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"Daddy Ball," the story of a little league baseball rivalry between two passionate fathers, is currently being adapted by Jason Bateman into a dark comedy limited series. The story, by writer David Gauvey Herbert, appeared in a 2021 issue of Esquire and focused on an unbelievable dad-on-dad feud involving the Long Island Inferno and a ballpark aptly titled Baseball Heaven. For the two fathers, Bobby Sanfilippo and John Reardon, the rivalry extended way past little league ball. "When a father's anger about 'daddy ball' didn't erupt in the stands, or at a hotel bar on a tournament trip, it found its way to an online message board, Called Strike Three, the emotional sewer for Long Island baseball families," Herbert wrote. "Sons grow up, and one day dads must leave Baseball Heaven, too. But Sanfilippo hasn't moved on." |
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