The Anti-Woke Are Turning American Kids Into Saps and Suckers

To celebrate the dawning of Arraignment Day, I thought we'd take a look around at the damage already wrought in the psyche of this battered republic by the forces to which El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago gave voice. We begin in the home office of American sedition, where some high school students pronounced themselves terribly triggered.

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