This Chris Hemsworth GIF Is Ruining My Life

I'm horny, but I'm also angry about it. If you have trouble reading this message, view it in a browser.       This Chris Hemsworth GIF Is Ruining My Life   It's from his upcoming movie, Bad Times at the El Royale, and he's doing a little dance, and I think he's holding a pie, and he's staring directly at me, those eyes piercing through the already-cracked screen of my iPhone, daring me to suggest that anything about his whole vibe is the opposite of sexy as hell. And it is sexy. And it infuriates me. Read More           Trump's Phony Swearing-In Ceremony for Brett Kavanaugh Swiftly Devolved Into a Festival of White Male Victimhood   Perhaps we should have all foreseen this would devolve into a festival of white male victimhood. One thing to remember amid the avalanche of rhetoric is that Kavanaugh was sitting for a job interview. He wanted a promotion. That the prospect of his being denied that promotion was compared to the extrajudicial murder of black men by actual crazed mobs tells you all you need to know about the blinding brightness of privilege. Kavanaugh was seeking a shiny new job, and had many of the most powerful people in the country—the president and his allies in the Senate—on his side. He was at no risk of losing his liberty, only something to which he felt, at the very core of his being, he was entitled. Oh—and he got it. Read More           The Taylor Swift Effect in Tennessee Proves Mike Huckabee Is Is Sadly Mistaken   With the midterm election less than a month away, Swift is proving wrong people like Huckabee and his asinine assertion about her fans. This should also illustrate why it was so frustrating for Swift to not have said anything earlier. It seems highly unlikely that a Swift endorsement of Hillary Clinton would've swayed the election in her favor, but certainly it would have mobilized voters, especially those in the Red States where she's most popular. Soon, we'll see if she has any influence over the race in Tennessee. Read More           A New Political Ad from Richard Linklater Takes Dead Aim at 'Tough' Ted Cruz   Cruz's campaign rhetoric has focused on O'Rourke being too liberal for the state of Texas. In fact, his campaign slogan is "Tough as Texas." And that's exactly what the Linklater ad aims to exploit. In the commercial, an older man—the actor Sonny Carl Davis—sits at a diner table, a cup of coffee in front of him, and works himself into a minor froth claiming Cruz is not tough at all. "Come on, if someone called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass," he says. "You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted." Read More           13 Genuinely Stylish Smartwatches to Buy This Fall   Wearable technology can sometimes be a little...rough, shall we say. Sure, a computer on your wrist might sound cool, but the style element hasn't always landed. But some brands are finally starting to get it, implementing smart technologies into watches that look unassuming—even when you pair them with a suit. Here are 13 we're digging right now. Read More           The First Making a Murderer Part Two Trailer Continues Brendan Dassey's Fight For Justice   Filmmakers Laura Ricciardi and Moira Demos return to the small town of Manitowoc County, Wisconsin, a rural community that was first torn apart by the murder of Halbach and once again disrupted by their shocking documentary, which brought attention not only to Avery and Dassey's case but Manitowoc at large. The continuation of Making a Murderer will examine how the documentary amplified the case to an international level, and focus on Avery and Dassey's attempts to prove their innocence thanks to the help of post-conviction lawyers that specialize in wrongful convictions. Read More         Read More on Esquire.com       Follow Us     Unsubscribe  Privacy Notice   esquire.com ©2018 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019