An Expert Explains What The Hell Is Up With Stephen Miller’s ‘Hair’

That's not his natural hairline, folks. If you have trouble reading this message, view it in a browser.       An Expert Explains What the Hell Is Happening With Stephen Miller's 'Hair'   This past weekend, Trump administration ghoul and noted balding person Stephen Miller appeared on Face the Nation to talk about some (presumably pretty racist) stuff and show off his fancy new zombie hairline. The internet was, predictably, amused. So was I. And while I don't know what he talked about, because I refuse to watch the segment with the sound on, I needed to know what the hell was happening with that previously bare dome. So I reached out to an expert. Read More           Trump Is Milking the War on Christmas for Every Last Penny   There is no disputing one victory for Donald Trump, American president: he won The War on Christmas. Granted, The War was not real—it was an outbreak of mass delusion that escaped from the fever swamps of right-wing resentment programming on Fox News and talk radio. But that isn't stopping him from fundraising off of it. Read More           7 Gifts That Wrap Themselves   Created for Crown Royal   Cut some of the hassle out of holiday shopping with these pre-wrapped presents. Read More           Cardi B and James Corden Make a Bunch of Old People Super Horny in a Delightful 'Carpool Karaoke'   No car can contain Cardi B's personality. As soon as she and James Corden hit the road, she's hanging out of the window. She's rapping to strangers in nearby vehicles, she's yelling at kids to stay in school. They even take a short detour where he tries to teach Cardi—the owner of multiple cars—how to drive. It does not go well! Read More           James Comey Has Some Public Penance to Do Before He Gets to Scolding Everyone Else   Will someone please tackle this man and hold him down, lest he blow out a rotator cuff patting himself on the back? On a day in which we learned even more about the ratfcking of the 2016 presidential election, James Comey had to testify before Congress again and pretend that he hadn't monkeywrenched the last two weeks of that same campaign. Read More           22 Best Gift Ideas for Men You Can Find on Amazon   You are here because you value the good things in life, which do not include fussing around with buying a loved one a gift. You don't need loads of time or money to pick out a thoughtful, quality present that any guy would be lucky to get. You just need access to Amazon. Here are the 22 best gift ideas for men you can order on Amazon right now—most Prime eligible. Choose one, then get back to the good things. Read More         Read More on Esquire.com       Follow Us     Unsubscribe  Privacy Notice   esquire.com ©2018 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019