Let’s Assess the President’s Legitimately Hilarious Tweet ‘Totally’ Clearing Himself of Crimes

After a weekend in which experts from all over suggested he is set to be indicted. If you have trouble reading this message, view it in a browser.       Let's Assess the President's Legitimately Hilarious Tweet 'Totally' Clearing Himself of Crimes   For all he's wrought on this nation and the world, Donald Trump is capable of some very hilarious things. That was scarcely ever more true than on Friday. The president endured another catastrophe of a week, as the twin Justice Department filings on his former lawyer, Michael Cohen, and campaign manager, Paul Manafort, confirmed the walls truly are closing in on him. In the former, Trump appeared in the sentencing memo repeatedly as an easily identifiable "Individual-1." And at perhaps his darkest hour yet, Trump declared victory—and graciously thanked the people who may well intend to indict him for a federal crime. Read More           Brightburn Imagines Superman's Origin Story as a Terrifying Horror   A strange alien child crash-lands on Earth on a lonely rural American couple's land. But, when the child starts exhibiting superhuman powers, everything starts to change. Now, this scenario could go one of two ways. The child could use these powers for good—to learn how to control them and use them to save humans from evil. Or, the child could be frightened, scared, lonely, and use these powers for evil. You can guess which path Brightburn follows. Read More           5 Ways to Win Over Your Significant Other's Family   Created for Crown Royal   Classics that'll get the in-laws on your side. Read More           James Comey Finally Spilled Why He Went Public About Hillary Clinton's Emails in 2016   There was an awful lot of smoke swirling around last Friday, so partly obscured in it was James Comey's appearance before a closed-door session of the House Intelligence Committee. In it, Comey, probably secure in the knowledge that his fingerprints on this presidency* are now thoroughly obscured by those of various bagmen and those of bad actors from many lands, finally admitted clearly that his inexcusable meddling in the campaign was prompted by an insubordinate New York field office that was leaking like a rotten bucket to the likes of Rudy Giuliani, a fairly rotten old bucket himself. Read More           Minneapolis Just Ended Single Family Zoning. The Rest of the Country Should Follow Suit.   On Friday, Minneapolis's City Council voted to allow three-family homes across all of its residential neighborhoods. This might seem like rather dull local political maneuver, but by creating more multi-family homes in neighborhoods of all income levels, the city is striking a major blow against racial and economic segregation. Read More           Nike Officially Unveils the Hotly Anticipated A-Cold-Wall* Air Force 1   When A-Cold-Wall* first teamed up with Nike, the brand was sold in just 10 stockists. Now, that number is up to 130. And as the brand has grown, London-based designer Samuel Ross has started to think more about his work's impact on the environment. The Nike x A-Cold-Wall* Air Force 1 low dropped this past weekend in Shanghai, and further releases will arrive on December 21. The leaks around this sneaker have fueled desire for months, and you can bet it won't sit around for long when folks are finally able to buy it. In other words: Mark your calendar. And be ready to move fast when that fateful morning arrives Read More         Read More on Esquire.com       Follow Us     Unsubscribe  Privacy Notice   esquire.com ©2018 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019