| Donald Trump explains that everything's Very Cool and Very Legal. | If you have trouble reading this message, view it in a browser. | | | | | The President Isn't Mad. In Fact, He's Actually Laughing! | | The President of the United States would like you to know that Everything's Gravy, No Worries Man. Pay no attention to the fact that he was binge-retweeting conservative memes and fan accounts after news dropped that his former personal lawyer pled guilty to lying under oath about his role in The Moscow Project, how deep into the campaign the Trump Organization was pursuing it, and whether Donald Trump was aware of those efforts while he pursued the presidency. Trust him: It was all Very Legal and Very Cool. Read More | | | | | | | | | John Wayne's Personal Bourbon Is the Perfect Gift for Your Dad | | John Wayne has a whiskey. It can be enjoyed after a long day of fending off various sinister tycoons from your land, or next to a crackling campfire after cattle driving across Missouri. Or, as is likely the case with your father, it can be enjoyed in a smudged glass, slumped on the couch while a classic John Wayne Blu-ray plas on the 55-inch TV, finishing off a long day of raking leaves in the yard. Read More | | | | | | | | | This North Carolina Election Stinks to High Heaven | | There's some authentic weirdness going on right now regarding the election just passed in the Ninth Congressional District of the newly insane state of North Carolina. As it stands at the moment, Republican Mark Harris has beaten Democratic candidate Dan McCready by 907 votes. However, as it stands now, the result stinks—so much so that the state's Board of Elections has taken the remarkable step of unanimously refusing to certify the current results. Read More | | | | | | | | Follow Us | | | | Unsubscribe Privacy Notice | | esquire.com ©2018 Hearst Communications Inc. All Rights Reserved. Hearst Email Privacy, 300 W 57th St., Fl. 19 (sta 1-1), New York, NY 10019 | | | | | | |